KADIJA & SWANN
By Ed Shockley

ABOUT THE PLAY

(2F) An absurdist comedy about two sheltered girls who imagine that the death of a pet rabbit means that one of them is pregnant.

SYNOPSIS

Swann, a teen with a prepubescent imagination, has used the boys' lavatory. This event is followed by the death of her pet rabbit. She enlists the aid of her best and only friend, Kadija, to confirm her suspicions and help in this catastrophe. The girls steal a big sister's home pregnancy test and misuse it, then decide that Swann must run for five minutes non stop, since "missing a carriage" causes a woman to lose a baby. Ultimately the sleeping rabbit awakens and it's off to the mall for a victory burger.

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Amateur rights for Kadija & Swann are $40.00 for the first performance and $25.00 for subsequent performances. These prices include the right to print as many copies of the script as your production needs. Professional rights should be negotiated directly with the playwright, who can be reached by email at: edshockley@edshockley.com.
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