Count Spatula

by Keegon Schuett

About the Play

Comedy. 10-15 minutes. 6 females, 2 males. Suitable for middle school and older.

Count Spatula is part of Lit on Fire, a performable collection of twelve short parodies of reading list classics.


The students at Bram Stoker High used to think the school lunches sucked, but now they're more worried that the new chef, Count Spatula, might be a bloodsucker. Vanessa Helsing leads a brave team of students on a mission to rescue their classmate Mina from the Transylvanian's fangs. Defeating the mysterious cook and his thirsty lunch ladies won't be easy, but these amateur vampire hunters are ready to raise the stakes and take them out. Or at least they hope they are in this parody of Bram Stoker's Dracula.

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Printed Script $7.00 $0.00
Digital Perusal Script $7.25 $0.00
Performance Royalties $25.00 $0.00
Production Copy License $50.00 $0.00
Classroom Copy License $60.00 $0.00
Bronze Package $35.00 $0.00
Silver Package $50.00 $0.00
Gold Package $65.00 $0.00
Platinum Package $80.00 $0.00
Diamond Package $100.00 $0.00
Fundraising Add-On $35.00 $0.00

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