What do you do when you're an extremely average 16-year-old boy? If you're Ian, you spend your days waiting on the jocks who eat at your parents' sandwich shop and killing off video zombies with your best friend Tanner. Then in walks Jess: smart, complicated and instantly the girl of his dreams. Ian may just have found a reason to rise above average, but as he undertakes his epic quest to win her heart, can he conquer his fears and become the (sandwich-making, zombie-killing) knight in shining armor she deserves?