The Clarinet Section is Sick of Your Garbage

by Megan Gogerty

About the Play

Comedy. 9-11 minutes. 4 females. Suitable for middle school and older.

The Clarinet Section is Sick of Your Garbage is available in print (feel free to place your order on this page) as part of Please Say Yes, a performable collection of ten short plays about that teen ritual known as promposing.


After an elaborate promposal goes horribly awry for one of its members, the marching band clarinet section wrestles with the answer to a question on which their future may turn: is prom capitalist propaganda designed to reinforce gender roles at the expense of individualism, or just, y'know, a really fun time?

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Classroom Copy License $60.00 $0.00
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Gold Package $65.00 $0.00
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Fundraising Add-On $35.00 $0.00

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