Comedy. 10-15 minutes. 1 female, 2 males, 2 any gender. Suitable for middle school and older.
The Final Battle (As it Occurred in the Holy City of Game Emporium and Exchange) is also available as part of And Hilarity Ensued (Pursued by a Bear), a collection that may be produced in any order (and with any plays left out).
Two anxious employees of Game Emporium and Exchange count the minutes until closing time, relieved that their latest release from the hit role-playing game Castles and Gorgons has not been marred by two frequent customers who take their roleplaying a bit too seriously. But just as they're about to lock up, the notorious superfans burst into the store—each one hell-bent on purchasing the game's last copy for himself. The stage is set for a clash of epic proportions as the Mage-Slayer and the Lightbringer do battle for the last copy of Castles and Gorgons: Final Battle Supplements set!