Comedy. 25-30 minutes. 2-4 females, 2 males (4-6 performers possible). Suitable for high school and older.
The White Pages premiered at The Attic Theatre Company (Los Angeles, CA).
The author grants productions pre-approval to make cuts to meet time limits and community standards regarding profanity and obscenity for Texas UIL and other one-act competitions.
When Robert brings three used classics to Book Traders Book Store to exchange, he thinks he's the victim of an unfortunate error: the pages of the book they've given him in return are blank. But when the "error" repeats itself, Robert realizes it's by design; they're removing the pages of classic books and replacing them with nothing but white pages. As his protests fall on deaf ears and a stream of satisfied and willfully oblivious customers come in to trade for more blank books, it's up to Robert to strike back on behalf of readers everywhere.
"...very definitely funny" - The Daily Progress (Charlottesville, VA).
"The high spot of the afternoon...was Jonathan Dorf's manically funny The White Pages..." - CVI Weekly (Charlottesville, VA).
"The White Pages...is a zany farce with a touch of gentle satire." - Frontiers (Los Angeles, CA)
"Funny and unexpectedly psychotic...its premise is undeniably interesting." - Suburban and Wayne Times (suburban Philadelphia, PA)